the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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