Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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