Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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