I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
