after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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