just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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