called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
