i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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