What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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