Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This house was built for laser tag.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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