If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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