what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i out mim tonsoeep
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