16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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