Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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