i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
