I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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