Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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