doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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