i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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