Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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