It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
