Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
only if we run a train.
done.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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