I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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