Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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