Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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