That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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