Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
