Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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