Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
