Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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