what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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