I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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