evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Boobs are out for the taking
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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