fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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