garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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