How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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