Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
love makes seman taste better
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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