Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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