all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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