Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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