Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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