dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Two words: blizzard sex
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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