no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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