And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it glows. i had to have it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
