used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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