Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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