using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have fence marks all over my body
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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