So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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