And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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