But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Randomize
