My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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